And they call it... |
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| No one said in the contract that we
couldn't be romanced about romance. Many people might say,
even in our twenties nearly a decade later, that we still don't
know what "love" actually feels like. But we thought we did and
didn't keep silent about assumptions. |
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| We published an article for Valentine's Day back
in 2002, detailing suggestive steps that you could take should you ever become
a "secret admirer" for that special someone in your life. |
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| Please note that we don't encourage any
criminal behaviour related to the subject, even when we originally
posted the article. Please also note the lack of social networking or the
rather naive assumption that people even have "secret admirers"... |
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How to make your secret
crush your valentine
February 14, 2002 |
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Step #1 - Send a love letter to your secret crush
without them knowing whom you are (for example: "Sincerely, Your
Secret Admirer"). |
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Step #2 - Try to make eye contact with your secret crush by
looking straight into their eyes. |
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Step #3 - Now, blow a kiss at him/her... if you think
you can't do that, try winking at them. If you are too shy
to do this, then you are a sore loser. |
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Step #4 - Give them as many items such as
cheese/meat/anything that's got to do with the four food groups.
Whatever you do, stay away from protein. It can really give that
funky smell. Candies and chocolates can be the best choice. |
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Step #5 - If you think your secret crush still doesn't know
who you are, send them another letter instead. Tell them where the
best place for you and your crush can finally see each other. |
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