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| We're not exactly poets, but we once thought
we knew about mature issues that were truly ahead of our age as
preteens. Sex to us was once a combined mixture of Backstreet Boys tracks
and anything we could watch on cable television... |
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| The following article proves the notion that we were ahead of our time,
in an unsavoury manner, by writing about a subject that was clearly
not grasped at such an early age. Or could it be a youth's protest
about how aesthetic "making love" had become? We probably won't have
the answer to that. |
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| Here's what "talking mature" looked like in our early
years. Watch for the unjustified use of song titles from that
era (in italics): |
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Love: Is it just sex?
July 12, 2002 |
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What's love? It's all about sex. WRONG! |
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Some guys are such perverts. A girl walks by and they just open
their eyes real wide and say: "Whoa, it's gettin' hot in
here! Boys... a new day has come. A lot of people get
hooked up each day. They flirt and bam! You have yourself a partner!
It's what we're all about. Let me ask you, but what happens
when a girl gets drunk and says "I'm feelin' hella good, so let's
get this party started'". |
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Well you know what it all adds up to... when relationships had come
way beyond, things can get complicated. Everything is all
about money and that is why we have hookers in this so-called
toxicity. Some men are pretty stupid sometimes ("Black
suits coming nod your head if you agree") I'm just glad that
I'm alive. But in the end, I know what all men have
in mind (Women are bootylicious). |
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