Nicola Tesla, scientist: "I should have been an actor, my great looks were wasted."
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Ripley Scocolli, tennis professional: "Let everyone know it was not a joke naming my daughter
Annette."
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Edward Sapir, anthropologist: "The past is dead and now so am I."
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Faith Doverspoon, actress: "Line, please."
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Hargrove St. Martin, inventor: "I would have built a better mousetrap but the mice didn't get
any better."
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Pistol McGrath, sharpshooter: "Bang, bang, I'm dead."
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Ripples the Clown, aka Snorty the Clown, aka Whiskers the Clown, aka Strangles the Clown, aka
Benjamin Fortatoli, clown: "Take this frikkin' red nose off of me."
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Fritz Cornblat, meteorologist: "It's getting dark... with a chance of staying dark."
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Zoe Zylaphone, adult actress: "This sucks."
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Pedro Gonzales, jai-alai player: "There are too many Pedro Gonzoleses, one of us has to go."
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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