 |
|
Going-mobile notes |
| |
| September 12, 2011 |
| |
|
Now that anyone can listen to us on smartphones, we offer some safety precautions that
may save your life while at the same time help you enjoy listening more.
|
|
 |
|
A summer of poetic poise |
| |
| June 30, 2011 |
| |
|
My life has been sheltered from the product that I have so liberally presented
from the early days of Internet radio, through the launching of a new millennium.
|
|
 |
|
A personal audience with 'The Bard' |
| |
| May 21, 2011 |
| |
|
Due to the changes in media throughout the new year, it was time for an interview with me,
the original alternative broadcasting talk show host...
|
|
 |
|
The fall of western civilization is being highly
exaggerated |
| |
| March 13, 2011 |
| |
|
Western civilization may be newer than all of its roots but it isn't about to lie
down and die because a bunch of people wants to control another bunch of people.
|
|
 |
|
Inspirational highlights of 2010 |
| |
| December 28, 2010 |
| |
|
So we bid farewell, which is a corny way of saying goodbye, to the
penultimate year of the first decade of the new millennium.
|
|
 |
|
Survey impacts human race and others |
| |
| December 18, 2010 |
| |
|
Cotolo Chronicles researchers recently reported on a survey
that other surveys indicate will affect everyone in every culture on
the planet.
|
|
 |
|
Danger looms from exploding sausage |
| |
|
October 12, 2010
|
| |
|
The sausage has long been a popular food around the world but the
explosive variety has recently becoming a weapon for crazed outlaws.
|
|
 |
|
Bring on the autumn |
| |
|
August 31, 2010
|
| |
|
If someone says to you, "I had a bad fall," do they mean they had a
rotten autumn or they tripped and tumbled to the ground?
|
|
 |
|
August lacks holidays |
| |
|
July 23, 2010
|
| |
|
What is with the month of August that there are no holidays during its
31 days? Actually there are some noted days during the month but they
are vague...
|
|
 |
|
Days of great countries |
| |
|
July 3, 2010
|
| |
|
"Two days in July are dedicated to celebrate two great countries,
Canada and the US. On July 1 we hold Canada Day and on July 4 we hold
Independence Day."
|
|
 |
|
It's a cruel, cruel summer... |
| |
|
June 8, 2010
|
| |
|
"It might have nothing to do with global warming or the theories
that the sun is getting closer, but the summer is
predicted to be the hottest in a while."
|
|
 |
|
Cotolo's new book gets the buzz |
| |
|
April 15, 2010
|
| |
|
"It's like the old days," said a man who read it and has been reading
for over 80 years, "when that was the form of entertainment that made
the day go by."
|
|
 |
|
Voyager 1 leaves the solar system |
| |
|
March 28, 2010
|
| |
|
We were alerted that the Voyager 1 spacecraft is on the verge of
entering interstellar space, or as space officials call it, "Way, way,
way out there land".
|
|
 |
|
The show/movie rumours ensue |
| |
|
March 16, 2010
|
| |
|
At the offices for the show, a source told reporters that there are
thirteen different treatments currently circulating for a movie version
of Cotolo Chronicles.
|
|
 |
|
Jolie is new queen |
| |
|
February 19, 2010
|
| |
|
Reporters learned that Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina
Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken
country.
|
|
 |
|
Elvis legend versus Elvis
fact |
| |
|
February 2, 2010
|
| |
|
Elvis Presley has officially entered the annals of legend,
making Elvis history a matter for Neo-post Modernists, meaning truth
be damned from here on.
|
|
 |
|
Somebody reportedly knew the trouble
"I've seen," professor says |
| |
|
January 16, 2010
|
| |
|
Cotolo Chronicles reporters learned of a remarkable development
concerning religion, civil rights and blues music in the first month of
2010.
|
|
 |
|
Announcements for 2010 |
| |
|
January 5, 2010
|
| |
|
Cotolo Chronicles has a few announcements to make for the year
2010. Now that the year has arrived it seems only fitting that
announcements should be made.
|
|
 |
|
'Island' man discovered, defies metaphor |
| |
|
December 22, 2009
|
| |
|
The term "No man is an island" will be retired, say literary experts,
because a man who has been an island all of his
life has been identified.
|
|
 |
|
Exclusive end-of-the-year Wall Street update |
| |
|
November 28, 2009
|
| |
|
The buzz on Wall Street is that the rocky market forecasts that
some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will
close down.
|
|
 |
|
Taking a 'stan' against bin Laden |
| |
|
October 28, 2009
|
| |
|
"It is my assessment that there are so many other 'stan' countries,
ones in the south and other directions in this area," the
Interior Minister told our reporters.
|
