Column Chronicles: Questionnaires, Brave Bunny Bux

Questionnaires: Brave Bunny Bux

Frank Cotolo
October 30, 2025

Each year we send out a Questionnaire to semi-celebrated people. We ask them the same questions (with some exceptions). Our fourth for 2025 was completed by Brave Bunny Bux, boxer.

What makes you happy?
A wind-up punch that beheads an opponent. Especially if the head drops into the lap of his trainer.

What trait do you admire about yourself?
I'm kind. I give candy to kids rather than hit them like their parents hit them. Dogs, too. Love dogs. Don't hit them either.

What is your favorite type of wrestling hold?
I invented one. I call it the Screwdriver. I get my opponent to grab me by the hand and I twist the hand. Left then right. Until the wrist bones crack.

What is your greatest resentment?
When one of my ex-wives calls to curse me out and I get mad and call her nasty things. She should be able to call me crap head and dirty rotten smelly guy and I shouldn't call her things back.

On what occasion do you lie?
Taxes. Intimate relations. And questionnaires. Some. Not this one.

Oranges or apples?
For throwing I like apples. They're harder. For squishing on someone's head the oranges are more fun.

Who are your inspirational wrestlers?
Lotsa them. Ache Crackbone, The Pulverizing Brute, Buck Breakneck, Lyle The Lawnmower, Spearhead Punchbowl, The Giant Neck, Crevice Man, The Abominable Squeezer, Knocked Nipples, and I can't forget to mention The Cripple, otherwise known as The Crippling Jaw, Cripples The Clown and sometimes Doctor Stretchnostril.

How would you like to die?
Close my eyes and poof I'm gone.

When do you experience utter peace of mind?
During prostrate exams.

What's your earliest memory?
I had a twin as an embryo and just as were leaving the womb he pushed me so he'd be born first. He kicked me and and both of our heads started to be born at the same time.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.